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absent

New News Post!

Posted by absent May. 18, 2008 @ 11:08 PM EDT

Yes, that's right.

I'll add something meaningful here in the near future.

I was going to detail my life but then I realized that's lame.

Maybe I'll post crappy stories and Plays I write here. WE SHALL SEE.

New line.

End post.

[School-related June Edit]

So I just took two SAT IIs today, and then went home and purchased review books for the 7 AP tests I'll be taking next year. Oh yeah, and I also signed up for a second SAT in October. I kinda find these collegeboard tests fun.

Yeah, I'm insane. I have to be insane. There's no other possible explanation, not to mention that fact I'm writing about the tests right now too. Yes, that's got to be it.

Oh yeah, and yesterday I gave an ultra-dramatic speech in front of my school because I was running for student president (though mostly for the chance to put up awesome posters (I totally copied off of Obama's style) and to make a speech in front of the student body). At the end I was pretty much screaming "Hope, change, Liberation!!" It was swell. You should have been there.

In retrospect, I would have been better off giving a more typical "funny" speech where I make fun of myself and what not, but at least my speech was more fun for me.

...

Oh, look at that, I'm writing about myself on the internet again. I get paranoid about posting things about myself here, but certainly not without good reason. The end.

Updated: 06/07/08 4:02 PM Log in to comment! | Share this!

The People Have Spoken

38 Comments

May. 18, 2008 | 11:25 PM Figikii says:

Blogs are meant to be a place where you write about your life.

May. 19, 2008 | 3:24 PM absent responds:

Oh sure, but the thought of writing about how some test was hard or that I'm mad at this person at school makes me sick.

I'd rather write something that can, in some way, be enjoyable to more than just me.


May. 18, 2008 | 11:33 PM harryjarry says:

Are you saying that this isn't meaningful?!

May. 19, 2008 | 3:25 PM absent responds:

Everything I write is clearly meaningful, but I can write things even more meaningful than this!


May. 19, 2008 | 11:11 AM NEVR says:

I'm glad you're back. <3

May. 19, 2008 | 3:26 PM absent responds:

BUT FOR HOW LONG????


May. 19, 2008 | 2:08 PM Bahamut says:

Welcome back. :)

May. 22, 2008 | 7:42 PM absent responds:

I'm... back? WHAT A STRANGE FEELING.


May. 19, 2008 | 2:57 PM BlueHippo says:

u neva left unf i meen hay i luv u

May. 19, 2008 | 3:26 PM absent responds:

hey buddy I totally left don't give me that >:


May. 19, 2008 | 3:34 PM yoshi77777 says:

well well look who it is

May. 22, 2008 | 7:39 PM absent responds:

Me?


May. 20, 2008 | 5:32 PM Rucklo says:

lol hai!

May. 22, 2008 | 7:39 PM absent responds:

yo.


May. 21, 2008 | 7:48 PM Sir-Nuts says:

Hey, what made you come back here? =)

May. 22, 2008 | 7:39 PM absent responds:

YOU of course.


May. 21, 2008 | 8:05 PM phantomlassuk says:

I glad your back

May. 22, 2008 | 7:39 PM absent responds:

What's this about my back?


May. 22, 2008 | 3:58 PM kidray76 says:

I sent you pm asking if u were ok, and no respondz :(

Why don't you love me any more ?!?!??!?

May. 22, 2008 | 7:40 PM absent responds:

I hate you plz die.


May. 22, 2008 | 7:32 PM Jake says:

I missed you.

May. 22, 2008 | 7:40 PM absent responds:

Hey could you make a new blog post only to delete it later thanks a ton.


May. 24, 2008 | 3:28 PM Jake says:

Why you little


May. 24, 2008 | 6:37 PM DgsGaming says:

Thought you left.

Welcome back though.

May. 27, 2008 | 5:24 PM absent responds:

I'm not actually here.


May. 25, 2008 | 12:18 AM tomato-soup says:

Thank for not being absent, absent

lolpun.

May. 27, 2008 | 5:25 PM absent responds:

Everyone makes that pun :(


May. 27, 2008 | 6:38 PM manonthemoon516 says:

I look forward to the various things you intend to spew our way.

May. 27, 2008 | 8:35 PM absent responds:

Maybe I'll post this shitty English essay I'm writing right now. Ugh.... FUCK TONI MORRISON2qtaskrjpgadsnafl dsfg

hi


May. 28, 2008 | 12:28 AM zerosub0 says:

the cube thing hypnotizes me...

May. 29, 2008 | 5:11 PM absent responds:

Oh dear.


May. 29, 2008 | 4:05 PM Goonie says:

Leave your thoughts about: New News Post!

May. 29, 2008 | 5:11 PM absent responds:

Tell Goonie what you think of this comment!


May. 30, 2008 | 11:26 PM BareNakedMike says:

Since you did it on the day of my birthday, you can dedicate it to me ;)


Jun. 1, 2008 | 12:10 PM oblanda says:

why not detailing your life? fuck what everyone else thinks

Jun. 7, 2008 | 4:26 PM absent responds:

Oh sure, I don't mind comments from others, it's just the release of small bits of personal information that makes me wary.

I certainly don't expect anything to happen, nor am I a kind of person who thinks "big and scary" internet predators are out to get me at every corner, but I'd still rather not do too much.

Updated: Jun. 7, 2008, 4:32 PM

Jun. 1, 2008 | 6:38 PM Jake says:

News posts are gay.

Jun. 7, 2008 | 4:22 PM absent responds:

However, if we look at the LAW OF INVERSE HOMOSEXUALITY, we can see that your "gayness" percentage is equal to (100J)/(P+1), where J is your percentage relation to the Newgrounds user "Jake's" behavior and intelligence, and P is your number of news posts.

Thus, since I have about a 20% relation to the user Jake, we see that my gayness is (100*.20)/(6+1) = 2.8% Thus, my news posts make me a mere 2.8% gay.

However, since you are 100% jake, and have zero news posts, we find that your gayness is (100*1)/(0+1) = 100% As we can see, you are 100% gay. If you decide to make a single news post, you can easily bring that down to 50%! Good luck.

Updated: Jun. 7, 2008, 4:54 PM

Jun. 5, 2008 | 5:36 PM LordZeebmork says:

four dimensions of fun

Jun. 7, 2008 | 4:05 PM absent responds:

Tesseracts are fun indeed.


Jun. 8, 2008 | 9:23 PM Jake says:

I'm ok with being 100% gay.

Jun. 8, 2008 | 9:54 PM absent responds:

You should be MORE ok being less than 100% gay >:(


Jun. 10, 2008 | 8:44 PM Sinitech says:

That rotating box thing is awesome.

Jul. 15, 2008 | 10:03 PM absent responds:

It certainly does seem to attract attention.


Jul. 1, 2008 | 12:27 AM ParadoxSaint says:

It's okay, as long as you don't think about Collegeboard tests while watching porn ;)

Jul. 15, 2008 | 10:03 PM absent responds:

Hope is not yet lost!


Jul. 3, 2008 | 12:04 PM phantomlassuk says:

You been level 29 for months, are you going to level up or dont you bother?.

Jul. 15, 2008 | 10:02 PM absent responds:

I don't bother anymore. I'm depositing to try to win $100 right now, though :p


Jul. 12, 2008 | 3:26 PM sirtom93 says:

I believe I should be on the top posters list.

Jul. 15, 2008 | 10:01 PM absent responds:

So would a multitude of other people be, if I were to bother to update it.


Jul. 15, 2008 | 3:35 PM JUSTIN-BAILEY says:

4 dimensional figure in profile...

Meh.

Jul. 15, 2008 | 10:01 PM absent responds:

I see you're just completely in awe.


Jul. 16, 2008 | 4:26 PM sirtom93 says:

Okai fain.

Jul. 16, 2008 | 4:42 PM absent responds:

Well, maybe I'll update it some time in August. Like if I have absolutely nothing else to do one day, then there might just be an update. JUST MAYBE.


Jul. 19, 2008 | 4:35 PM Leedove says:

Okay.

Jul. 19, 2008 | 6:34 PM absent responds:

Right.


Jul. 20, 2008 | 4:35 PM Leedove says:

Did you mean to right yourself on your post, or did you do it on accident.

Jul. 21, 2008 | 5:04 PM absent responds:

How does one "right" something? And I don't believe I did anything by accident.


Jul. 20, 2008 | 11:47 PM SgtDK says:

Is your banner a reference to that great episode of The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya where they're on an island solving a mystery?

Jul. 21, 2008 | 5:03 PM absent responds:

Why yes it is, my good sir. Those episodes were great.


Jul. 31, 2008 | 2:07 AM DavidArchuletaa says:

pls suck my dick. I am begging you. :(
you should check my dick in the morning. It is usually hard in da morning.

Jul. 31, 2008 | 1:08 PM absent responds:

Excuse me sir, but I believe this sexual harassment and I will not have of it!


Aug. 2, 2008 | 7:10 PM Leedove says:

Oh, sorry.


Aug. 3, 2008 | 10:22 PM Corky52 says:

Hey do you want to be added to the Deity Whistle List?

http://deitywhistlecrew.newgrounds.co m/

Aug. 3, 2008 | 10:56 PM absent responds:

Sorry, not for me.


Aug. 10, 2008 | 9:52 PM Magical-Zorse says:

Whatever would we do without you?

Aug. 11, 2008 | 12:41 AM absent responds:

Probably the same things you're doing now.


Aug. 18, 2008 | 12:08 AM Evark says:

I wish I'd taken more AP tests. I could've earned assloads more college credit before even attending, and that would've been swell. Good luck with everything. And stop lurking so much.

Aug. 18, 2008 | 7:19 PM absent responds:

Thanks.

I wish I had known about more APs earlier on in high school, but at least I've got senior year to take a bunch. Just hoping I don't get lazy with the self-studied ones because there's no class or homework to rely on.

And I love lurking. If I'm not in-the-know I feel I've fallen behind, but I don't always like to post whatever I happen to be thinking. I usually "think" my reply, but then choose not to post. Weird, ha ha.


Aug. 20, 2008 | 5:19 AM Evark says:

Not so much. I've been around a little longer and I'm winning on lower PPD percentage. ; )


Aug. 23, 2008 | 6:47 PM iamsicknerd says:

Nice Banner!

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