Score: 8

"This is great stuff you have here!"

submission: Bob&Jacks Abortion Clinic

date: July 18, 2005

The video quality was quite good, so I could see all the blood and violence comitted in this awesome movie. The acting was pretty good, and the effects were also done well. This almost looks real...in a bad way. The way the guy just tosses the the unborn baby in too the big ugly trash can is hilarious! I cracked up like crazy at that part. I guess I have a sick twisted mind. The part when he hit her with the bat was pushing it a bit, and the commentary going by was a bit distracting to what was going on, but I know you wanted it that way. Great stuff you got here, but a bet it offends a lot of people.

Score: 8

"I remember this as a demo."

submission: Flash Mario Bros

date: July 18, 2005

It sure has come a long way. The system is nice and the gameplay was hard but enjoyable. I also liked ho the music changed on each level, and that the sound was good too. Now for the stuff that you could improve upon:
-Main Mario Physics, what do I mean? Well mario can break through bricks more than one at atime that just one hit and then back to the ground. When you jump on enemies, I think you should get a little more jump power, but it's still good now as well.
-Graphics. Some of the sprites (mainly the castle at the end) had bits of white around them. Plus, some of the blocks weren't lined up right, leaving little spaces in between. I also thought that the regular goombahs were just a tad too big, but that's insignifigant really.
-Final boss and gameplay. Bowser as the boss was quite tough really. When I first jumped on his head, I expected bowser to get hurt. Instead nothing happens and you just bounce off. It seems you have to stay on his head while bowser moves back up for him to die. Unless he does get hurt when you jump on his head, which in that case, it just doesn't play an animation. Other thing, why do you not get an extra life for 100 coins? I didn't get one. There were other small glitches but for the most part no problems.
This is really one of the better clones out there and good job on that. Yay, I had fun.

Score: 8

"Great sprite movie."

submission: Ice Climber Remake

date: July 18, 2005

I like it that the movie was very smooth, which makes sprite movies more fun to watch. You added some good action at the start, and then some humor with the bonus stage and the bear farting. All of these things are great. I see you did something a bit creative by adding the intended loop at the end to make it seem like it goes on forever. I think that once you cut back to the original part, the iceclimber should have appeared quicker because you sit around a little too long waiting for the guy to appear, and therefore you can tell it's a loop. Sweet originality though, and I don't think there are that many iceclimber sprie movies on newgrounds.

Score: 2

"Stupid and not funny in the least."

submission: A Modest Proposal

date: July 18, 2005

You didn't work very hard on this and you really didn't make any kind of plot or add any good humor at all. The motion was stiff and the graphics were subpar. The only thing that makes this somewhat good is the adding of sound, but even then this doesn't save the movie. Think of something interesting for people to watch and then make a flash about it, rather than try to make something worthless and forgettable based on trying to get people to get a quick laugh.

Score: 7

"Nice message, or not."

submission: Jungle Valentines

date: July 18, 2005

Hmm, seemed like a nice little movie until the poor guy sees that "thing". The grapics and animation are quite good, and I like that you put good effort into this short. I like the little touch of the shading on the letters too. I think you should have made the ugly girl a lot fatter just to seal the deal. Too bad you didn't end on a high note, but I guess it was still pretty funny. Nice job indeed. I like that song a lot by the way!

Score: 7

"Surreal movie."

submission: Tana - Hell's Eve

date: July 18, 2005

Very odd indeed. You can't really tell what anything actually means by watching this, but it looks interesting. The character shading and drawing was quite good, and the black ad white effect looked cool as well. Though you might want to make it longer and add some conflict so people will get interested in what they're seeing, rather than being left out in the dark. I like where this is going.

Score: 2

"Dumb, try harder next time."

submission: i.c.e ver.1

date: July 18, 2005

You basicly made a jukebox out of a car but only added two songs. I see that you added some effects when the song plays, but other than that not too much work on your part. What would have been cool if you made a whole interactive car, rather than listen to some random songs. Keep trying.

Score: 6

"Above average sound board."

submission: Father Ted Clip-Board 2

date: July 18, 2005

This is very neat and contained a lot of sounds for a small file size, so that's really good. You didn't try to make it very colorful, which isn't that bad really, but it seems sorta plain to me. Maybe making the buttons look better and have a custom rollover animation would be nice. The subtitles were a very good part of this, so overall you did quite a good job on this, and an ok job on the presentation as well.

Score: 5

"Go kiwi!"

submission: Attack Of The Killer Kiwi

date: July 18, 2005

It wasn't too bad really. The plot line was silly, and I didn't understand the end. A plane drops a bomb and then kiwis rule the world. Where did that come from, I know they were at wat but oh well. The graphics were pretty good but the animation was pretty simple. Good job on this for just five hours. I figure if you spent at least 5 more hours it could have been much better. But it''s good for a short. I would have liked it if the kiwi people screamed when they got cut in two. Nice touch. Or am I just evil.

Score: 8

"Very funny"

submission: TLOZ: The Lock of Time

date: July 18, 2005

I'm noticing a lot of good lock flash movies around, so I guess that's a good thing. This movie was no different. The part about seeing zelda naked was funny and the fan boy part was pretty cool also. The graphics looked cool, and the animation was smooth. Since you know about the sound problem with the voices I won't nag you about it. Great job and hope to see more from you in the future.