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New News Post!

Posted by absent - May 18th, 2008


Yes, that's right.

I'll add something meaningful here in the near future.

I was going to detail my life but then I realized that's lame.

Maybe I'll post crappy stories and Plays I write here. WE SHALL SEE.

New line.

End post.


Comments

Blogs are meant to be a place where you write about your life.

Oh sure, but the thought of writing about how some test was hard or that I'm mad at this person at school makes me sick.

I'd rather write something that can, in some way, be enjoyable to more than just me.

Are you saying that this isn't meaningful?!

Everything I write is clearly meaningful, but I can write things even more meaningful than this!

I'm glad you're back. <3

BUT FOR HOW LONG????

Welcome back. :)

I'm... back? WHAT A STRANGE FEELING.

u neva left unf i meen hay i luv u

hey buddy I totally left don't give me that >:

well well look who it is

Me?

lol hai!

yo.

Hey, what made you come back here? =)

YOU of course.

I glad your back

What's this about my back?

I sent you pm asking if u were ok, and no respondz :(

Why don't you love me any more ?!?!??!?

I hate you plz die.

I missed you.

Hey could you make a new blog post only to delete it later thanks a ton.

Why you little

Thought you left.

Welcome back though.

I'm not actually here.

Thank for not being absent, absent

lolpun.

Everyone makes that pun :(

I look forward to the various things you intend to spew our way.

Maybe I'll post this shitty English essay I'm writing right now. Ugh.... FUCK TONI MORRISON2qtaskrjpgadsnafl dsfg

hi

the cube thing hypnotizes me...

Oh dear.

Leave your thoughts about: New News Post!

Tell Goonie what you think of this comment!

why not detailing your life? fuck what everyone else thinks

Oh sure, I don't mind comments from others, it's just the release of small bits of personal information that makes me wary.

I certainly don't expect anything to happen, nor am I a kind of person who thinks "big and scary" internet predators are out to get me at every corner, but I'd still rather not do too much.

News posts are gay.

However, if we look at the LAW OF INVERSE HOMOSEXUALITY, we can see that your "gayness" percentage is equal to (100J)/(P+1), where J is your percentage relation to the Newgrounds user "Jake's" behavior and intelligence, and P is your number of news posts.

Thus, since I have about a 20% relation to the user Jake, we see that my gayness is (100*.20)/(6+1) = 2.8% Thus, my news posts make me a mere 2.8% gay.

However, since you are 100% jake, and have zero news posts, we find that your gayness is (100*1)/(0+1) = 100% As we can see, you are 100% gay. If you decide to make a single news post, you can easily bring that down to 50%! Good luck.

four dimensions of fun

Tesseracts are fun indeed.

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